Up at the old hotel

Your room is ready.

Grand

The sky's the limit.

In the woods

Wilderness ahead.

Fountains of John D.

Three coins in a fountain…or make that three billion…

Rhinebeck rocks

Well, anyone can get married, but a smoke…is a smoke!

Shirt and shoes required

Wedding? Nah, not here. Try down the street.

Tales from a small place

I'll have a Stella, and noooo, I didn't get an invite, but I know someone who's going as soon as he gets cleared by the FBI, Homeland Security, CIA, local and federal agencies and my dog J Edgar Hoover.

Talk of the town

Say, did you hear about…oh, never mind.

Wedding? What wedding?

Oh, that Clinton girl…